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"Sex frogs, "Only $2 each!"
A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of frogs.
The sign says:
'SEX FROGS'
Only $2 each!
Comes with 'complete' instructions.
The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll TAKE one!' As the man packs the frog, he quietly says to her, 'Just follow the instructions! ' The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully.
She does EXACTLY as specified:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perf ume.
3. Slip into a very sexy night dress.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . . NOTHING happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, 'If you have any problems or questions . please call the pet store.' So, she calls the pet store.
The man says, 'I'll be right over.' Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, 'See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!'
The man . . . looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares 'directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says:
'LISTEN TO ME!! I'm only going to show you how to do this ONE ... MORE ... TIME!!!'
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Another Video Just for Laughs.
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The sign says:
'SEX FROGS'
Only $2 each!
Comes with 'complete' instructions.
The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll TAKE one!' As the man packs the frog, he quietly says to her, 'Just follow the instructions! ' The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.
As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully.
She does EXACTLY as specified:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perf ume.
3. Slip into a very sexy night dress.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . . NOTHING happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, 'If you have any problems or questions . please call the pet store.' So, she calls the pet store.
The man says, 'I'll be right over.' Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, 'See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!'
The man . . . looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares 'directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says:
'LISTEN TO ME!! I'm only going to show you how to do this ONE ... MORE ... TIME!!!'
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Another Video Just for Laughs.
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Hmm.. Random entry la.. whats up with me last few days..
After 3 days in garage, The pink Panther is back hitting the roads.. anything different..? wakaka..
Finally got my makanmaniacs.com sticker sticked onto my car..
Temporary amp.. Its for sale as well.. Rm 750 only..
This is picture taken by me.. By Sharp 904sh. Not edited.. natural with night mode and AF only.. Oli wan go eat crab ma... ahhaha..Volk Racing VR4 Rims.
Wow.. nice pair of racing rims..~ VR, Volk Racing..
There u go..~ Volk Racing with red stripes and brush metal finish spokes.
Its on the car and looks ok i guess..
Its on the car now.. gimme some of ur comment on it.. Thanks..
Some picture i think is nice. Taken by 904SH.
Flower..~ a very nice one too..~
Sumthing delicious..~ Seriously, people eat this worm..~ Milky taste..~
Bored during dinner, snap the orange juice.
Was fishing with friends. End up i take pictures everywhere.
Water droplets on top of my car during early morning. Macro Mode.
My Rig..~*all shots taken by Sharp@Vodafone 904SH.
Can u read ar 1st attempt...? and some random pics..
Not possible to read anything? then follow the guidelines given below.
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Close your eyes slowly and when almost 90% of your eyes are closed you can actually read it!!!!
OR
move ur head backwards and look at it at a distance.
Some New ICE setup in my car..
New HeadUnit.. Pioneer DEH-P6850MP..
In the dash oredy..~ wii..~!!!
Open Sesame..~!!
New front speaker.. Rogers Brand.. Kevlar material..
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